My son read this joke in the web a couple of days back and I thought that this was quite funny. It made his day coz he was telling it to everyone and making people laugh all day..
Three guys were capture by terrorists, one smart ,one average and one dumb guy.
So the penalty would be death, they took the three guys and said ” We will execute you one at a time”, they placed the smart guy in front of a firing squad.
The smart guy thinks to him I’ve got to think of a disaster.
The commander orders “Ready aim.”
Suddenly the smart guy yells out, “Earthquake!” all of sudden everyone scrambles.
They realize false alarm but the smart guy gets away, they capture the other two, to carry out their sentence. They place the average guy in front of the firing squad. The average guy thinks to himself that if it works for the smart guy, I’ve got think of a disaster.
The commander orders, “Ready aim” the average guy yells out “Flood!” and everyone scrambles he gets away.
So it came down to the dumb guy he gets capture, they place him in front of the firing squad. He thinks to himself, ” Well it works for the smart guy; it works for average guy; I know it will work for me. I’ve got to think of a disaster.”
The commander orders” Ready aim ” the dumb guy yells out “FIRE!!!!!”
